ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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