and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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