Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think people are normalizing furries
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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