Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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