Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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