If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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