Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
NoShamevember. You game?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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