Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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