umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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