my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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