So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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