i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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