Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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