hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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