I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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