They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My feet surprised me
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