I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm sobbing to NWA
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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