So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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