didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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