You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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