it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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