Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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