you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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