: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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