who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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