Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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