That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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