yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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