Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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