i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
