I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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