Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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