What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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