Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
