There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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