im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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