I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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