Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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