Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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