How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
A+ Viking dick
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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