I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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