Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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