I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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