member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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