He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
