I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cockslap morals
home. puking in laundry basket.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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