Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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