biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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