so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She's just so happy...and so naked.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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