some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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