we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
wow bdsm is so cute
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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