Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I want a musical about memes.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
