There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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