did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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